StarJake

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303 --- VERSE 1 : STARJAKE I'M IN THA KITCHEN WHIPPIN UP A TURKEY SAMMICH I BEEN ON A DIET SO I'M REALLY GONNA LIKE THIS S**T I TAKE THE BREAD PUT THA MEAT BETWEEN THA BREAD I DON'T MEAN MY D**K I MEAN BREAD FROM LOAF OF BREAD DIETING WIT NO CARBZ MAKEZ ME FEEL SO DEAD SO ON MY CHEAT DAY, I WANNA TASTE SOME BREAD AND SUM TURKEEEY I TAKE A CHOMP OF THE SAMMICH AND IT TASTES SO GOOD ITS ALL GOOD IN THA HOOD MUTHAF*****G B***H I'M WHIPPING UP A- (HEY! I LIKE TURKEY SAMMICHES!) WAIT... WHO THA F**K IS THIS B***H? (LOOK AT ME! I'M OVERWEIGHT!) SHUT THA F**K UP, SLUT UR RUINING MY SONG ..... ..... VERSE 2 : FRENCH FRIES MY NAME IS BRIANA I'M THE LEAD SINGER OF A BAND BUT NOT REALLY I JUST RECORD STUFF ON MY PHONE I DUNNO HOW TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT SO I STEAL SOUNDS OFF THE INTERNET I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RHYME IF I DO, ITS BY MISTAKE I HEARD THERE WAS A

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303 [THE ANNOYING FAT BITCH]: SEXXXXXXXX WIT A SSBBW AIN'T HARD U JUS NEED SUM EXPERIENC NOT GUNNA LIE U NEED A 10 INCH D**K FAT GIRL MAKE A SEX GRATE EAT SUM PANCAQES AS SHE LIFTS HER LEG UP, UP, UP, UP AND YOU PUT IT IN UP, UP, UP *fart* FOR FOUR HOURS THATS CALLED FOREPLAY, B***H HUMP THA FAT BAYBE UNTIL UR SPINE AKES CHOKE ON HER SQUIRT IT TAKES LIKE CHAMPAGNE SIDE TO THE SIDE TO THE UP TO UP TO THE SIDE TILL SHE SQUIRTS AND U JERX ...... [STARJAKE]: IDK WHO THAT WAZ BUT SHE SUXXXX

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303 --- SHAMPOOPOO

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303 --- I GOT A BIG DUKE IN MY BUTT BUT WE WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS PLACE SO I'M PROLLY GONNA DUKE MY PANTZ I'M GONNA DUKE MY PANTZ I'M GONNA GONNA DUKE MY PANTZ [×2] THA DUUUUUKE!!!! (THA DUKE) THA DUUUUUKE!!!! THA DUUUUUHOOOHOOOOUUUKE THA DUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303 --- (INNOCENT CIVILIAN): OMG OFFICER, I'M SO GLAD U GOT MY CALL... (COP): NO PROBLEM (INNOCENT CIVILIAN): CAN U HELP ME FIND MY CAR? (COP): NOPE. (INNOCENT CIVILIAN): WHA.... WHAT DO U MEAN.... (COP): HEHEHE, SUCK MA D**K *SHE GIVEZ A SLOPPY BLOWJOB *

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303 --- WHAT THA F**K WHAT THA F****G F**K OF IS ABOUT TO GET RID OF THEIR PORN?? WHY MAN WHAT THA F**K IS THAT FOR YOU JUST RUINED MY LIFE NO I CAN F****G PAY TO JERK OFF NOT ANY F****G MORE SO MANY SEXY B*****S GOT SHUT DOWN I SPENT SO MUCH NOW I'M A F****G CLOWN I BLEW MY MUTHAF****G PAYCHECK JUST TO MUTHAF*****G JERK MY D**K BUT NOW THE H**S ARE ALL GONE THEY'RE ALL GONE THEY'RE ALL F****G GONE OF CEO WHAT F****G WENT WRONG I'M SO F****G SAD I'M SO F****G SAD I'M SO F****G MAD I'M SO F****G MAD THIS IS SO F****G BAD THIS IS SO F****G BAD F*****G F**K I'M SO MUTHAF****G SAD I'M F*****G SAD NOT A F*****G CHAD I'M F****G SAD F*****G S**T!!!! I GOTTA TELL A STORY I STORY THAT IS SO PORNY I STORY THAT IS SO CORNY MY FRIEND.... SHE MADE AN OF JUST THE OTHER DAY I QUICKLY BECAME A FAN I LOVED HER F****G AZZ I LOVED HER F****G FACE AND HER

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303 --- THIS IS MY LAST SONG IN THIS QUALITY BECAUSE THA SONGS I'VE RECORDED SO FAR HAVE SOUNDED SO S****Y DILDOZER & IN & OUT DILDOZER & IN & OUT SOUNDED LIKE SHYTE WTF AM I EVEN RECORDING I DON'T EVEN F****G KNOW I DON'T KNOW WTF I'M EVEN RECORDING BUT I'M DOING THIS ANYWAY TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT THERE WILL BE NO MORE SONGZ IN THIS F****G QUALITAY BY THA WAY I JOINED DIZCORD LAST NIGHT DIZCORD IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I AM BACK IN MY NORMAL QUALITY NOW THE QUALITY WON'T BE F****G S****Y YEAH YEAH THAT'S ALL THAT'S ALL EVERYBODY I GOTTA GO NEXT SONGS WILL BE IN BETTER QUALITY

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303 --- WASSUP F**K NUT LOOK AT MY BANANA NUT I LIKE TO BUST A F****G NUT TO A F****G BOOTYFUL BUTT I WAS F*****G JERKING OFF CUZ I GOT A BIG WANKY LANKY IT NEEDS SUM SLANKY SLANKY FOR A BIT OF DA DANKY DANKY I KNO THIS BALDF**K YOUTUBER POKES HIS HEAD IN & OUT MY CHANNEL CAUSE I S**T TALKED HIS CHANNEL HE SUX A BIG FAT PEENER HE SUX TIP OF THA WEENER P***Y YOUTUBER YOU MAKE ME HORNY HORNY CUZ I'M A W***E STICK YOUR HEAD IN & OUT OF MY MUTHAF****G CHANNEL LIKE YOUR NAME WAS CHANEL IT MAKES ME SO HORNY WHEN YOU STALK ME IN YOUR CYBERNETIC FLANNEL IN & OUT IN & OUT IN & OUT IN & OUT CYBERNETIC J**Z ATTACK! IN & OUT IN & OUT IN & OUT IN & OUT CYBERNETIC J**Z ATTACK! YOU GO IN & OUT MY CHANNEL YOU & YOUR FATAZZ GIRLFRIEND I GUESS IMA PUT IT TO AN END HE STIX HIS HEAD IN AGAIN BUT HE DOESN'T STICK IT OUT CUZ I SHOOT HIM IN DA

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303 --- PREPARE FOR THA DILDOZER PREPARE FOR THA DILDOZER I BOUGHT A CHONKY TENTACLE DILDO ITS LONG & FAT LIKE A DOZER IT WILL F**K ALL THE H**S IT WILL F**K ANY F****G POZER LOOK AT THA DILDOZER IT'S GONNA F**K YA LOZER DILDOZER HERE DILDOZER THERE DILDOZER EVERY F****G WHERE OH NO! HERE IT COMES! HERE COMES THA DILDOZER BETTER RUN WITTLE B***H!!!!! *DILDOZER FX YOU* YOU'RE DED BY THA DILDOZER SHREDDED YOU RIGHT UP THE MIDDLE IT EVEN TORE YOUR TITTLES LIKE THA THRIFTY NICKEL YOU'RE IN A BIT OF A PICKLE CUZ NOW UR DEAD BY THE TIP OF THE DILDOZER DILDOZER DILDOZER MOTHERF***R

AVAILABLE ON MISADVENTURES WITH CANDY & MAGIC : THE MIXTAPE : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/6a3e1748-92e8-ec11-b656-501ac51fe179 ---- I WAS WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY OF MY HIGH SCHOOL A BIG FUNKY DICKY IN MY BLACK JEANZ I SAW THIS THICK CHEERLEADER WHO WAS MUNCHING ON CAPTAIN C**T AND HAD A MOUTHFUL OF BEANZ BABY GIRL.... IDEK WHAT THAT MEANZ I FELT SOME KINDA CONNECTION I WAS IN NEED OF SOME AFFECTION I REALLY WANTED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON BUT I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MATH I'M TALKING ABOUT ME + YOU IN THA BATHROOM WIT MY FACE INSIDE UR ASS GRAB MY HAND, BABY GIRL LETS RUN DOWN THA HALLWAY LIKE I WAS G@Y AND LIKE YOU WERE G@Y YOUR TIG OL BITTIES OL TIG BITTIES WERE BOUNCING F**K! I MEANT BIG OL T*****Z THEY WERE BOUNCING LIKE THAY WAS THA EASTER BUNNY YOUR BOOBIES ARE SO FUNNY AND MY WEENIE IS SO FUNNY FUNNY LIKE SEINFELD HA...... MAN THAT RHYME SUCKED JUST AS BAD AS MACHINE GUN KELLY SHE HAD MY HEART IN THE PALM OF HER HAND SO PUT IT BACK IN MY CHEST SO YOUR

AVAILABLE ON MISADVENTURES WITH CANDY & MAGIC : THE MIXTAPE : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/6a3e1748-92e8-ec11-b656-501ac51fe179 ---- (BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH) SHE'S GOT: A BIG FAT DILDO BY THE TOILET IN HER BATHROOM FRECKLED P***Y & STINKS LIKE DOO DOO A FIVE DOLLAR H00KER, THAT SMELLS LIKE DOO DOO UGLY AS F**K BUT I'D STILL F**K HEF WAIT A MINUTE MOTHERF****R THATS ACTUALLY A GUY IN DISGUISE DOESN'T KNOW S**T ABOUT MUSIC TAKES PIX WITH PERIOD LIPSTICK SAYS SHE ONLY DATES F*****S WITH A TINY..... CHORUS: I FELL IN LOVE WITH A H00KER F*G I'M IN LOVE WITH A H00KER F*G I FELL IN LOVE WITH A H00KER F*G ALL I WANT IS A BIG D**K H00KER F*G PUTS DIRT & POO POO ON HIS D**K TELLS ME LIEZ, KNOWZ ALL MY SECRETS HE KNOWS EMINEM DEFEATED ME KNOWS I'M JUST A F*****G WANNABE C-C**K, C**K ON MY NEXT KISS ME, HOLY F**K YOU'RE C*****G ON MY WALMART TEE SO SO MANY REGRETZ JUST LIKE WRITING THIS STUPID S**T I'LL JUST

AVAILABLE ON MISADVENTURES WITH CANDY & MAGIC : THE MIXTAPE : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/6a3e1748-92e8-ec11-b656-501ac51fe179 ---- "I'M A FAT GIRL IN A SMALL WORLD I HAVE NO ASS AND I HAVE NO TITZ I WANNA BE A NEIGHBRHOOD W***E BUT INSTEAD... I'M DATING A FAILING YOUTUBER JUST TO SUCK HIS DING-A-LING AND MAYBE MAKE A PORNO I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS I'M LUCKY TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND IF ONLY HE KNEW WHO I REALLY AM A FAT NASTY CHICK ON A WEBCAM ALONE IN MY PARENT'S HOME WITH MY TWELVE INCH DILDO AND MY MARKIPLIER BODY PILLOW I PROBABLY HAVE DIABETES BUT TOO BAD CUZ I LOVE CHEEZE & PIZZA WIT DA BIG FAT MEAT! OKAY I'M DONE TALKING BOUT FOOD CAUSE LIKE, I'M FAT DUDE! SOOOO I WANNA BRING UP A TOPIC IT'S ABOUT A GUY NAMED JAKE THE DUDE HAS A BIGGER D**K THAN MY BF BUT HE DOESN'T WANNA BE FAT SO I BLOCKED HIM THE OTHER NIGHT SHORTLY AFTER, MY BF DID TOO CAUSE THATS WHY HE'S MY BOO HE'S A SENSITIVE CUCK LIKE ME I'M ONLY DO

AVAILABLE ON MISADVENTURES WITH CANDY & MAGIC : THE MIXTAPE : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/6a3e1748-92e8-ec11-b656-501ac51fe179 ---- STUPID UGLY F****G B***H HERE I COME NOW! TO SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT THIS B***H SHUT THE F**K UP SIT THE F**K DOWN POW POW POW! SHUT YOUR F****G MOUTH! YOU LOOK LIKE A FAT TROLL DOLL GAG ON MY MUTHAF****G BALL SHAVE OFF YOUR P***Y LIPS IN THA BATHROOM STALL NO MAN WOULD SUCK YOUR T***Y YOU'RE SO FAT, THEY WOULD F****G FALL YOU MADE A VIDEO CRYING ABOUT PEOPLE BEING MEAN TO YOU HA!!! BOO HOO! YOU F****G TALENTLESS B***H THEY JUST TOLD YOU THE TRUTH DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND DELETE YOUR F****G MUSIC NOBODY F*****G LISTENS TO IT YOU WHINE CUZ U CANT GET STREAMS YOUR CDS MIGHT HAVE AIDS YOU SHOULD JUST... GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS! IT WOULD TAKE A F****G MIRACLE FOR ANYONE TO GIVE YOUR ALBUM A WHIRL WILLINGLY OR WITHOUT PAYMENT I WOULD PLACE BETS AGAINST YOU IF IT EVER EVEN CAME DOWN TO THAT YOU ALWAYS GO BACK ON YOUR WORD YOU ALWAYS LIE

AVAILABLE ON MISADVENTURES WITH CANDY & MAGIC : THE MIXTAPE : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/6a3e1748-92e8-ec11-b656-501ac51fe179 ---- SATURDAY, WENT ON A TRIP TO CICIS LOOKING FOR SOME PP BUT WHEN I SAY PP.... I MEAN "PIZZA PIZZA" LIKE PIZZA HUT THIS BIG FAT FIZZLE AT THA TABLE LOOKS LIKE A WASHED UP OLD F**K HE HAS A BIG BLACK PIRATE BEARD TATTOOS, MUSCLES, & HE HAD A BEER BUT HIS NAME WASN'T ABEER HIS NAME WAS ACTUALLY PETE! WHAT THA F**K YOUR NAME IS PETE?? AND YOU'RE EATING PETE ZA?? YOU STUPID CANNIBAL FOOK! WHY ARE YOU EATING URSELF IN PUBLIC YOUR BEARD EVEN LOOKS PUBIC PUBIX ARE WHERE MY D**K IS! PETEY THA PIZZA GET SOME MUSHROOMS TO MATCH YOUR MUSHROOM D**K YOU PROLLY LEFT A MUSHROOM PRINT ON THA PEPPERONI PETEZA OR THEM PINEAPPLES CAUSE PINEAPPLE SUCKS MASSIVE IT SUCKS MASSIVE LIKE TUBUCLAR BUT FOR YOU... ITS PUBULAR! CUZ YOU GOT FUNKY F*****G PUBES DOOD SAUSAGE PIZZA TO MATCH YOUR SAUSAGE SMALL & TEENY F*****G PETEY PETEZA ONION

AVAILABLE ON MISADVENTURES WITH CANDY & MAGIC : THE MIXTAPE : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/6a3e1748-92e8-ec11-b656-501ac51fe179 ---- *RETARD REVIEWING MTN DEW FLM HOT* THA NEW MTN DEW TASTES LIKE FAAAARD! YOUR REVIEW IS S**T HOW COME THA MTN DEW TASTE LIKE FARD! WHO DRINKS SPICY MTN DEW YA F*****G WEIRDO! HEH... IT TASTES LIKE FAAAAAAAARD!

AVAILABLE ON MISADVENTURES WITH CANDY & MAGIC : THE MIXTAPE : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/6a3e1748-92e8-ec11-b656-501ac51fe179 ---- WEENIE DOG LICKER WEENIE DOG LICKER WEENIE DOG LICKER WEENIE DOG LICKER ITS NOT A WEENIE IT'S NOT A DOG IT'S A WEENIE DOG AND YOU'RE LICKING IT'S WEENIE, DAWG WTF! WTF! YOU'RE LICKING A WEENIE DOG? EWIE! EWIE! EWIE! YOU'RE LICKING A WEENIE DOG! IS THA WEENIE DOG BROWN OR RED? EWWWW! DON'T ANSWER THAT DOOD! I DON'T WANNA KNO DOOD IT PROBLY HAS COCOA PUUUBEZ ATTACHED TO ITS LIP STICK TUBE EW DOOD! YOU LICKED A WEENIE DOG! WEENIE DOG LICKER WEENIE DOG LICKER WEENIE DOG LICKER WEENIE DOG LICKER YOU LICKED A WEENIE DOG! AT LEAST IT WASN'T A PUG IT WAS A WEENIE DOG! THE DOG IS BROWN LIKE DOG DUG BUT IT'S WEENIE IS RED LIKE RUG EWWWWWWW!!!!!! WHAT THA F**K MAN, THATS DISGUSTING DAWG!

AVAILABLE ON MISADVENTURES WITH CANDY & MAGIC : THE MIXTAPE : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/6a3e1748-92e8-ec11-b656-501ac51fe179 ---- THERE WAS THIS BIG FAT B***H SHE'S DATING A BALD-F**K YOUTUBER SHE HAS CHEETOS IN HER C****R AND I WANNA GET BACK AT HER I WOULD SAY HER NAME BUT THEN I'D BE ONE TO BLAME CAUSE I'D BE CERTAIN I'D BE BROKE LIKE YOU SHE FARTS ON CAMERA HEAVY AS F**K LIKE PANTERA SHE IS A V!RG!N AND HER BF'S A D**K SUCKIN CLOWN I'D BRING HER DOWN TO TOWN AND GIVE HER THA TIME OF HER LIFE BUT THIS B***H AIN'T MY F***G WIFE! I DRIVE TO NEW JERSEY SHE WEARS GLASSES SHE DON'T HAVE AN ASS SHE'S GONNA GET THA DICKY I INVITE HER ON A DATE HER BF THINKS I AM FAKE BUT I GOT A PRESENT... I PRESENT SHE'LL WANT TA... SHAAAAAAAKE! I GET HER IN THE CLOSET MARKIPLIER ON THA TV AS I F**K HER F****G BEAVY I SLIP MY WEENIE IN HER FUNKY HAIRY C****E PUSH HER AGAINST DA WALL SLIP IN MY MUHF*****G BALL AND SQUIRT MY JUICY JUICE INSID

AVAILABLE ON MISADVENTURES WITH CANDY & MAGIC : THE MIXTAPE : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/6a3e1748-92e8-ec11-b656-501ac51fe179 ---- IF I WAS A GIRL I WOULD FINGER MYSELF IF I WAS A GIRL I WOULD FINGER-F**K UR C***H

AVAILABLE ON MISADVENTURES WITH CANDY & MAGIC : THE MIXTAPE : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/6a3e1748-92e8-ec11-b656-501ac51fe179 ---- MAN, DO I GOTTA STORY TO TELL YA SO IN 2021, I MADE A NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL I WAS ONLY ON IT FOR A FEW WEEKS BUT I MADE AN ALBUM REVIEW, RIGHT? AND THIE REVIEW PISSED OFF THE BAND SO THEY WENT ON THEIR FACEBOOK AND SENT THEIR 50K FOLLOWERS TO ATTACK MY NEW CHANNEL WITH ONLY 26 NOT GONNA SAY THEIR NAME HERE CAUSE I'M NOT GIVING THE B***H PUBLICITY ANYWAYZ, HERE WE GO! P***Y ASS B***H P***Y ASS B***H YOU F****G P***Y ASS B***H I GOT A FEW WORDS FOR YA YOU CAN SUCK ON MA F*****G D**K SUCK MY D**K SUCK MY D**K SUCK MY F*****G D**K MUTHAF*****G ASS TW&T YOU GOT NO F****G BALLZ YOU GOT NO F****G BRAINZ YOU THINK MY ANGER IS A GAME SAY IT TO MY F****G FACE THEN TELL ME IF UR VIEWZ ARE SAME I HAVE NO F*****G RESPECT FOR MUTHAF****S LIKE YOU YOU THINK YOU ARE SAFE CUZ U LIVE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY YOU GOT NO F*****G CLUE WHAT ID DO ID DO A