StarJake

AVAILABLE ON THE "TERRORIST" SINGLE: BandCamp : https://starjakeofficialxoxo.bandcamp.com/album/terrorist-a-j-bigga-cover BandLab : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/0998193e-592d-ed11-b494-0022484526f6 ReverbNation : https://www.reverbnation.com/8133470/album/295738 YouTube : https://youtu.be/xy2GDvyvY_c --- I'M EIGHTEEN, I'M NOT MARCHING MY FIRST KILL WOULD BE THE SERGEANT A HAND GRENADE TO MY WHOLE PLATOON HAND ME A GUN & I'LL POINT IT AT YOU SIDE BY SIDE IN A CROOKED LINE BEFORE THE BETTER OF THE $ SIGN I DESCENT, I WON'T PRETEND THAT THERE'S HONOR TO DEFEND IF YOU'RE A TERRORIST (SECRETLY MAKING A BOMB) IF YOU'RE A TERRORIST (POLITELY PLAYING ALONG) IF YOU'RE A TERRORIST (YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF IT) YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF IT (YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF IT) ALL OF SUBURBIA CAN SUCK MY C**K COPY & PASTE THE WHOLE DAMN BLOCK YOU TEENAGERS SCARE THE S**T OUTTA ME YOU'RE SO CONTENTED IN CONFORMITY THEY TRY TO TELL YOU THAT

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303 --- VERSE 1 : STARJAKE I'M IN THA KITCHEN WHIPPIN UP A TURKEY SAMMICH I BEEN ON A DIET SO I'M REALLY GONNA LIKE THIS S**T I TAKE THE BREAD PUT THA MEAT BETWEEN THA BREAD I DON'T MEAN MY D**K I MEAN BREAD FROM LOAF OF BREAD DIETING WIT NO CARBZ MAKEZ ME FEEL SO DEAD SO ON MY CHEAT DAY, I WANNA TASTE SOME BREAD AND SUM TURKEEEY I TAKE A CHOMP OF THE SAMMICH AND IT TASTES SO GOOD ITS ALL GOOD IN THA HOOD MUTHAF*****G B***H I'M WHIPPING UP A- (HEY! I LIKE TURKEY SAMMICHES!) WAIT... WHO THA F**K IS THIS B***H? (LOOK AT ME! I'M OVERWEIGHT!) SHUT THA F**K UP, SLUT UR RUINING MY SONG ..... ..... VERSE 2 : FRENCH FRIES MY NAME IS BRIANA I'M THE LEAD SINGER OF A BAND BUT NOT REALLY I JUST RECORD STUFF ON MY PHONE I DUNNO HOW TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT SO I STEAL SOUNDS OFF THE INTERNET I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RHYME IF I DO, ITS BY MISTAKE I HEARD THERE WAS A

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303 [THE ANNOYING FAT BITCH]: SEXXXXXXXX WIT A SSBBW AIN'T HARD U JUS NEED SUM EXPERIENC NOT GUNNA LIE U NEED A 10 INCH D**K FAT GIRL MAKE A SEX GRATE EAT SUM PANCAQES AS SHE LIFTS HER LEG UP, UP, UP, UP AND YOU PUT IT IN UP, UP, UP *fart* FOR FOUR HOURS THATS CALLED FOREPLAY, B***H HUMP THA FAT BAYBE UNTIL UR SPINE AKES CHOKE ON HER SQUIRT IT TAKES LIKE CHAMPAGNE SIDE TO THE SIDE TO THE UP TO UP TO THE SIDE TILL SHE SQUIRTS AND U JERX ...... [STARJAKE]: IDK WHO THAT WAZ BUT SHE SUXXXX

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303 --- SHAMPOOPOO

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303 --- I GOT A BIG DUKE IN MY BUTT BUT WE WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS PLACE SO I'M PROLLY GONNA DUKE MY PANTZ I'M GONNA DUKE MY PANTZ I'M GONNA GONNA DUKE MY PANTZ [×2] THA DUUUUUKE!!!! (THA DUKE) THA DUUUUUKE!!!! THA DUUUUUHOOOHOOOOUUUKE THA DUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303 --- (INNOCENT CIVILIAN): OMG OFFICER, I'M SO GLAD U GOT MY CALL... (COP): NO PROBLEM (INNOCENT CIVILIAN): CAN U HELP ME FIND MY CAR? (COP): NOPE. (INNOCENT CIVILIAN): WHA.... WHAT DO U MEAN.... (COP): HEHEHE, SUCK MA D**K *SHE GIVEZ A SLOPPY BLOWJOB *

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP : https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303 --- WHAT THA F**K WHAT THA F****G F**K OF IS ABOUT TO GET RID OF THEIR PORN?? WHY MAN WHAT THA F**K IS THAT FOR YOU JUST RUINED MY LIFE NO I CAN F****G PAY TO JERK OFF NOT ANY F****G MORE SO MANY SEXY B*****S GOT SHUT DOWN I SPENT SO MUCH NOW I'M A F****G CLOWN I BLEW MY MUTHAF****G PAYCHECK JUST TO MUTHAF*****G JERK MY D**K BUT NOW THE H**S ARE ALL GONE THEY'RE ALL GONE THEY'RE ALL F****G GONE OF CEO WHAT F****G WENT WRONG I'M SO F****G SAD I'M SO F****G SAD I'M SO F****G MAD I'M SO F****G MAD THIS IS SO F****G BAD THIS IS SO F****G BAD F*****G F**K I'M SO MUTHAF****G SAD I'M F*****G SAD NOT A F*****G CHAD I'M F****G SAD F*****G S**T!!!! I GOTTA TELL A STORY I STORY THAT IS SO PORNY I STORY THAT IS SO CORNY MY FRIEND.... SHE MADE AN OF JUST THE OTHER DAY I QUICKLY BECAME A FAN I LOVED HER F****G AZZ I LOVED HER F****G FACE AND HER