TURKEY SAMMICH (FEAT. FRENCH FRIES) (A PARODY) [LYRIXXX]

AVAILABLE ON THE DILDOZER EP :

https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/e9779a2f-5509-ed11-95d7-00224844f303


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VERSE 1 : STARJAKE


I'M IN THA KITCHEN

WHIPPIN UP A TURKEY SAMMICH

I BEEN ON A DIET

SO I'M REALLY GONNA LIKE THIS S**T


I TAKE THE BREAD

PUT THA MEAT BETWEEN THA BREAD

I DON'T MEAN MY D**K

I MEAN BREAD FROM LOAF OF BREAD

DIETING WIT NO CARBZ

MAKEZ ME FEEL SO DEAD

SO ON MY CHEAT DAY,

I WANNA TASTE SOME BREAD

AND SUM TURKEEEY


I TAKE A CHOMP OF THE SAMMICH

AND IT TASTES SO GOOD

ITS ALL GOOD IN THA HOOD

MUTHAF*****G B***H

I'M WHIPPING UP A-

(HEY! I LIKE TURKEY SAMMICHES!)

WAIT... WHO THA F**K IS THIS B***H?

(LOOK AT ME! I'M OVERWEIGHT!)

SHUT THA F**K UP, SLUT

UR RUINING MY SONG


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VERSE 2 : FRENCH FRIES


MY NAME IS BRIANA

I'M THE LEAD SINGER OF A BAND

BUT NOT REALLY

I JUST RECORD STUFF ON MY PHONE

I DUNNO HOW TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT

SO I STEAL SOUNDS OFF THE INTERNET


I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RHYME

IF I DO, ITS BY MISTAKE


I HEARD THERE WAS A TURKEY SAMMICH

SO I BROKE INTO STARJAKE'S HOME

THA TURKEY WAS CALLING MY NAME

CUZ I'M A FATTIE

AND I NEED FOOD


I DON'T GIVE A F**K ABOUT MY FANS

I DON'T F****G CARE ABOUT MONEY

CUZ I'M BROKE!


I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS

AND THEY TELL ME I'M AUTISTIC

BUT THEY'RE BOTH JUST BITCHEZ

I USE CLICKBAIT FOR MY VIDEOZ

CUZ I'M TOO UGLY TO GET VIEWZ

I HAVE DIABETEZ

AND I REALLY THINK EATING SIX PIZZAZ

IS REALLY HEALT-

[STARJAKE] :

SHUT THA F**K UP

GIMME THE MIC BACK

YOU FAT RETARDED B***H!


CHORUS : STARJAKE


I'M WHIPPIN UP A TURKEY SAMMICH

WAIT WAIT WAIT....

I LIKE WHIPPIN UP A TURKEY SAMMICH

I'M WHIPPIN UP A TURKEY SAMMICH

ITS GANNA TASTE SO GOOD

ITS GONNA TASTE SOOOOO GOOOD

I'M REALLY WANTING DIS TURKEY SAMMICH


VERSE 3 : STARJAKE / FRENCH FRIES


STARJAKE::

I WAS JUZT SINGING ABOUT TURK SAMMICH

WTF IS UP

WIT DIS UGLY FAT B***H

WHY THA F**K IS SHE HERE

MY DOGS R SHAKING IN FEAAR

THEY PROBABLY THINK

THAT SHEZ GONNA CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE

WIT HER FAT F*****G FEET

HER MUSIC TASTE IS S**T

SHE WANTS TO SUK MY D**K

BUT I AIN'T GIVING HER S**T

CAUSE I MIGHT CATCH A DIZEAZE


I RAN TO THA FRONT DOOR

NOW THE B***H KS STARTING TO WHEEZE

SHE'S SO FAT

NOW SHE'S CRYING ON HER KNEEZ

WAIT... I JUST DROPPED THE MIC!!!!


FRENCH FRIES ::


I GOT THA MIC BACK

STARJAKE IS SO MEAN TO ME

HE'S BULLYING ME!

HE TOLD ME THAT I'M FAT!

WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE ME??

WHY CANT I LOZE WEIGHT??


WAIT... NO

I DON'T WANNA LOZE ANY

CAUSE I'M A FAT F**K

AND MY DUMBASS RARTED FANZ

LOVE A FAT F**K

EVEN THO I DON'T HAVE A NECK


I JUZT STOLE HIS TURKEY SAMMICH

I'M GANNA SHARE IT WIT MY RARTED BF

HE'S PROBABLY OUT CHEATING ON ME

SO I MIGHT GET TO KEEP IT FOR MYSELF

OR MAYBE NOT

CUZ HE'S A DISGUSTING FAT T**T

JUST LIKE ME

HE FINDZ HIS WAY AROUND THA MEAT


BF : HEY! GIMME DAT TURK SAMMICH

FF : WAIT...

BF : OR I'M GANNA F*****G BEAT U

FF : WAIT! I'M SORRY! PLZ NOOOOO

*THWAP

BF : NOW UR ON DA GROUND

U REALLY THOT U COULD KEEP DAT FROM ME

I'M UR BF, U UGLY FAT F**K

U SHOULD BE LOVING ME

FF : BUT... I DO LUV U

BF : THEN DONT TAKE MY SAMMICH!

AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

CUZ I'LL BEAT U

I'LL BEAT U

I'LL BEAUT U TO DETH

U FAT RARTED B***H


STARJAKE :

OKAY OKAY, I THINK THEY'RE GONE NOW

EW!

TWO FAT RARTS IN MY KITCHEN??

EWWWWW!!!!!!!

I'M GANNA DIE FROM CRINGE!

*DIEZ FROM CRINGE*

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