EMO GIRL (MGK PARODY) [LYRIXXX]

AVAILABLE ON MISADVENTURES WITH CANDY & MAGIC : THE MIXTAPE :

https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/6a3e1748-92e8-ec11-b656-501ac51fe179

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(BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH)

SHE'S GOT:

A BIG FAT DILDO BY THE TOILET
IN HER BATHROOM
FRECKLED P***Y & STINKS LIKE DOO DOO
A FIVE DOLLAR H00KER,
THAT SMELLS LIKE DOO DOO

UGLY AS F**K
BUT I'D STILL F**K HEF
WAIT A MINUTE MOTHERF****R
THATS ACTUALLY A GUY IN DISGUISE
DOESN'T KNOW S**T ABOUT MUSIC
TAKES PIX WITH PERIOD LIPSTICK
SAYS SHE ONLY DATES F*****S
WITH A TINY.....

CHORUS:
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A H00KER F*G
I'M IN LOVE WITH A H00KER F*G
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A H00KER F*G
ALL I WANT IS A BIG D**K H00KER F*G

PUTS DIRT & POO POO ON HIS D**K
TELLS ME LIEZ, KNOWZ ALL MY SECRETS
HE KNOWS EMINEM DEFEATED ME
KNOWS I'M JUST A F*****G WANNABE

C-C**K, C**K ON MY NEXT
KISS ME, HOLY F**K
YOU'RE C*****G ON MY WALMART TEE
SO SO MANY REGRETZ
JUST LIKE WRITING THIS STUPID S**T
I'LL JUST SHUT UP.....
AND SUCK DAT D**K

[CHORUS]

*MOANZ OF FAYGOT PLEAZURE*

[CHORUS]

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