PETEZA [LYRIXXX]

AVAILABLE ON MISADVENTURES WITH CANDY & MAGIC : THE MIXTAPE :

https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/6a3e1748-92e8-ec11-b656-501ac51fe179

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SATURDAY, WENT ON A TRIP TO CICIS

LOOKING FOR SOME PP

BUT WHEN I SAY PP....

I MEAN "PIZZA PIZZA" LIKE PIZZA HUT

THIS BIG FAT FIZZLE AT THA TABLE

LOOKS LIKE A WASHED UP OLD F**K


HE HAS A BIG BLACK PIRATE BEARD

TATTOOS, MUSCLES, & HE HAD A BEER

BUT HIS NAME WASN'T ABEER

HIS NAME WAS ACTUALLY PETE!

WHAT THA F**K

YOUR NAME IS PETE??

AND YOU'RE EATING PETE ZA??

YOU STUPID CANNIBAL FOOK!


WHY ARE YOU EATING URSELF IN PUBLIC

YOUR BEARD EVEN LOOKS PUBIC

PUBIX ARE WHERE MY D**K IS!


PETEY THA PIZZA

GET SOME MUSHROOMS

TO MATCH YOUR MUSHROOM D**K

YOU PROLLY LEFT A MUSHROOM PRINT

ON THA PEPPERONI PETEZA

OR THEM PINEAPPLES

CAUSE PINEAPPLE SUCKS MASSIVE

IT SUCKS MASSIVE LIKE TUBUCLAR

BUT FOR YOU... ITS PUBULAR!

CUZ YOU GOT FUNKY F*****G PUBES DOOD


SAUSAGE PIZZA TO MATCH YOUR SAUSAGE

SMALL & TEENY

F*****G PETEY PETEZA

ONIONS ON THA PIZZA

CAUSE THEY REMIND YOU OF BUNIONS

YOU F****G C**TION

SIT ON THE F****G CUSHION

AND EAT YOUR PETEZA

YOU F****G PETEY!


PETE ZA

PETE ZA

PETE ZA

PETE ZA


F**K YOU, YOU F****G CANNIBAL

F*****G PETEZA!

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