REVENGE [LYRIXXX]

AVAILABLE ON MISADVENTURES WITH CANDY & MAGIC : THE MIXTAPE :

https://www.bandlab.com/starjakeofficial/albums/6a3e1748-92e8-ec11-b656-501ac51fe179

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THERE WAS THIS BIG FAT B***H

SHE'S DATING A BALD-F**K YOUTUBER

SHE HAS CHEETOS IN HER C****R

AND I WANNA GET BACK AT HER


I WOULD SAY HER NAME

BUT THEN I'D BE ONE TO BLAME

CAUSE I'D BE CERTAIN

I'D BE BROKE LIKE YOU


SHE FARTS ON CAMERA

HEAVY AS F**K LIKE PANTERA

SHE IS A V!RG!N

AND HER BF'S A D**K SUCKIN CLOWN

I'D BRING HER DOWN TO TOWN

AND GIVE HER THA TIME OF HER LIFE

BUT THIS B***H AIN'T MY F***G WIFE!


I DRIVE TO NEW JERSEY

SHE WEARS GLASSES

SHE DON'T HAVE AN ASS

SHE'S GONNA GET THA DICKY

I INVITE HER ON A DATE

HER BF THINKS I AM FAKE

BUT I GOT A PRESENT...

I PRESENT SHE'LL WANT TA...

SHAAAAAAAKE!


I GET HER IN THE CLOSET

MARKIPLIER ON THA TV

AS I F**K HER F****G BEAVY

I SLIP MY WEENIE

IN HER FUNKY HAIRY C****E


PUSH HER AGAINST DA WALL

SLIP IN MY MUHF*****G BALL

AND SQUIRT MY JUICY JUICE

INSIDE HER C**T


SLOB SLOB SLOB

MA F*****G KNOB

LICK LICK LICK

MA F*****G D**K


L-L-LOLLIPOP

SLEAZY C***Y SL*T

I AIN'T TOUCHING UR F****G FATASS BUTT


I GOT REVENGE!

AND NOW THAT YOUTUBER

IS PROLLY A BALD SINGLE B***H!

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